Logic that is inescapable

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs of experience.
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic.



This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%







AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude
will get you there,



its the Bullshit
and Ass kissing



that will put you over the top.

Daily Prayers

Monday WashDay
Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and
Vanity, so I may serve you with perfect humility
Through the week ahead.

Tuesday Ironing Day
Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
Of prejudice I have collected through the years
So that I may see the beauty in others.

Wednesday Mending Day
O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
Set a bad example for others.

Thursday Cleaning Day
Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults
I have been hiding in the secret corners of my heart.

Friday Shopping Day
O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase eternal happiness for myself and all others
In need of love

Saturday Cooking Day
Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly
Love and serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.

Sunday The Lord's Day
O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please
Come into my heart so I may spend the day and the
Rest of my life in your presence.

'Be kinder than necessary,

for everyone you Meet

is fighting some kind of battle.'

What a pity towards them

What a brutal life this people went through...

Sharing Moments

The

Sharing of marriage of this two couple.

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a glass of water. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half and placing the other half on the plate in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries and diving them into two piles and neathly place one pile of for his wife. He took a sip of the drink and his wife too took a sip and then set the glass down between them. As the husband began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people at the dining were look at them and whispering around talking about them.

Obviously they were thinking that the poor old couple were poor and all they can afford is one small meal for the both of them. As the old man begin to eat the fries a young man came to the table and politely ask and even offered them to buy another meal for them. The old man replied, "that is just fine, we are use to sharing everything." Everyone there started to noticed the old lady hadn't even touch her food. All she sat there was looking at her husband eating and all accasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged the old dears to let him buy them a proper meal for them. This time the old lady replied," No thank you young man, we are use to sharing everything" Finally the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin. The young man came back to the old couple's table and ask the old lady," Why aren't you eating your food madam ??, What is that are you waiting for ??" Then she replied some that made the young man stunt. 

THE TEETH.

HAHAHAHAHA that was funny...That's funny and touching...

God's Word of Wisdom

Here we learn good word that God created for everyone on earth to learn. So let's appreciate it every meaningful of it.